Homos on Haunted Hill

Join queer horror hosts Kevin and Chris for weekly film discussions celebrating outcasts and underdogs. New episodes air on Tuesdays!

Episode 95 – Tooth Fairy Trowma ("Darkness Falls")

Kevin & Chris kick off another kooky month of mayhem with a trip to scenic Darkness Falls (2003).

Stay in the light! Kevin & Chris kick off another kooky month of mayhem with a trip to scenic Darkness Falls (2003). The 'mos talk a vengeful tooth fairy, a seaside town-with-a-secret, an underutilized Emma Caulfield (of Buffy fame), eye-straining cinematography, a surprisingly large body count, inscrutable plotting & bombastic scoring, campy one-liners, and more. Bonus topics include some listener questions, Darkness Falls requel pitches, and some juicy James Van Der Beek gossip.

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Camp Series: Sempre Viva! ("Death Becomes Her")

We're taking this week off from recording, but in honor of our 2-year podiversary, please enjoy this Death Becomes Her (1992) episode we released last October on Patreon!

We're taking this week off from recording, but in honor of our 2-year podiversary, please enjoy this Death Becomes Her (1992) episode we released last October on Patreon! To hear more bonus camp episodes, subscribe to our Patreon: patreon.com/homosonhauntedhill

PLOT: When a novelist (Goldie Hawn) loses her man (Bruce Willis) to a movie star and former friend, she winds up in a psychiatric hospital. Years later, she returns home to confront the now-married couple, looking radiant. Her ex-husband's new wife (Meryl Streep) wants to know her secret, and discovers that she has been taking a mysterious drug which grants eternal life to the person who drinks it. The actress follows suit, but discovers that immortality has a price...

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Episode 94 – Swink the Twink ("Stay Alive")

Kevin & Chris strap in and boot up to cover the mid-aughts video game terror, Stay Alive (2006).

Kevin & Chris strap in and boot up to cover the mid-aughts video game terror, Stay Alive (2006). The 'mos talk a cursed game & two-dimensional players, tricky Liz Bathory & her army of CGI Samaras, a cornucopia of forgotten '00s cast members (hey Frankie Muniz), 'bro-horror' era trademarks ("that's so gay!"), bizarre pig masks, exposition dumps, sex dungeons and more. Bonus topics include the highs & lows of 2006 horror films, several out-of-place Brady Bunch Movie references, and some earnest attempts to make this film seem gayer than it is.

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Episode 93 – Corn Cobs & Kitty Litter ("Sleepwalkers")

Kevin & Chris nibble on Stephen King's feline (& cocaine?) fueled curiosity Sleepwalkers (1992).

Kevin & Chris nibble on Stephen King's feline (& cocaine?) fueled curiosity Sleepwalkers (1992). To commemorate the film's 30th anniversary, the 'mos talk sexy ancient cat people, yuppies-in-peril, an incestuous mother-son relationship, a molest-y school teacher, an army of kitty warriors, wild tonal shifts, surprise Enya songs, and more madness. Bonus topics include favorite Stephen King film adaptations, early '90s horror trends, and a call for more questions for our 2-year anniversary episode later this month!

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Episode 92 – Corpse Party Conundrum ("Office Killer")

Kevin & Chris kick off a new month of eclectic horrors with the offbeat and undersung slasher-dramedy Office Killer (1997).

Kevin & Chris kick off a new month of eclectic horrors with the offbeat and undersung slasher-dramedy Office Killer (1997). The 'mos talk a knock-out cast of ladies (Carol Kane! Molly Ringwald! Jeanne Tripplehorn!), wild tonal shifts, corporate satire, childhood trauma, deadly office supplies, a basement corpse party, and more. Bonus topics include Halloween Ends conspiracy theories, the era of lady-true crime TV dramas, and an Office Killer franchise pitch.

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Episode 91 – Conga Line of Doom ("The Voices")

Kevin & Chris round out March with the surprisingly gut-punching horror dramedy The Voices (2014).

Kevin & Chris round out March with the surprisingly gut-punching horror dramedy The Voices (2014). The 'mos discuss pre-Deadpool Ryan Reynolds, talking pets & severed heads, Psycho influences, childhood trauma, wild tonal shifts, eye-popping costumes & scenery, spontaneous musical numbers, and more. Bonus topics include The Oscars, Courteney Cox's reported Scream 6 return and some flying nun shenanigans.

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Episode 90 – Donald Duck Ghostface ("The Rage: Carrie 2")

Kevin & Chris continue their grab-bag quest to 100 episodes with the misunderstood sequel-- or requel?-- The Rage: Carrie 2 (1999).

Kevin & Chris continue their grab-bag quest to 100 episodes with the misunderstood sequel-- or requel?-- The Rage: Carrie 2 (1999). The 'mos talk a new telekinetic teen & a familiar guidance counselor, strong #metoo messaging, American Pie cameos, production woes, welcome male nudity, frenetic music choices, a killer house party (watch out for those flying CDs!), and more. Bonus topics include thoughts on Ti West's X, Mariamo Dallo's Master, and some other buzz-worthy pop culture news (Pamela Anderson on Broadway!).

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Episode 89 – Virgin [Mary] Megastore ("Dracula 2000")

Kevin & Chris continue down a dangerous path with the 'hip, sexy and non-stop scary' Dracula 2000 (2000).

Kevin & Chris continue down a dangerous path with the 'hip, sexy and non-stop scary' Dracula 2000 (2000). The 'mos talk New Orleans Mardi Gras mayhem, contemporary adaptation choices, a smoldering Gerard Butler + some nutritious Vitamin C, egregious product placement, The Matrix-style fights + fashion, Nu Metal bangers, and some truly inscrutable theology (isn't it all, though?). Bonus topics include various subjects too sordid to mention in this description. March marches on!

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Episode 88 – High Flying, Alfre ("The Forgotten")

After a turbulent hiatus, Kevin & Chris return to Haunted Hill to discuss the wacky, millennium-era sci-fi thriller The Forgotten (2004).

After a turbulent hiatus, Kevin & Chris return to Haunted Hill to discuss the wacky, millennium-era sci-fi thriller The Forgotten (2004). The 'mos talk a distraught + sleuthy Julianne Moore, hot-dad Dominic West, a mysterious plane crash, erased children, government conspiracies, paranormal experiments, and the incredible flying Alfre Woodard. Bonus topics include thoughts on Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022), a trip to Williamson World™, and more unintelligible conspiracy theories (is this movie a prequel to Jordan Peele's Nope?). We're baaaack!

P.S. As mentioned in this episode, Kevin lost his home and one dog in a house fire a few weeks ago. A GoFundMe page is available at this link for anyone who would like to support him and his family during this difficult time: https://gofund.me/3c85fa75

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Camp Series Preview ("Heathers")

A preview for our Patreon-exclusive camp episode on Heathers (1989).

A preview for our Patreon-exclusive camp episode on Heathers (1989). Subscribe and listen to the full episode at patreon.com/homosonhauntedhill

PLOT: In this satirical cult classic, Veronica Sawyer tries to survive the social jungle of high school by hanging with the three most popular girls in school. When she meets a heartthrob-- and secret sociopath-- named J.D., her life begins to spiral into a vicious cycle of hate, unintentional murder and indifference.

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