Kevin & Chris say fck you to August with the noughties cyber-slasher Cry_Wolf* (2005). The 'mos talk a snooty prep school and precocious teens, AOL Instant Messenger and cyberbullying, Professor Bon Jovi, stylized kill sequences (or lack there of?), story twists-a-plenty, behind-the-scenes drama, and more. Bonus topics include Thirteen Ghosts: The Series, Chucky, and lost Xanga blogs.

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Got the back-to-school blues? We're busting open the Patreon Vault this week to release our episode on Kevin Williamson's teen dark-comedy Teaching Mrs. Tingle (1999)! Note: This episode was originally released on Patreon in May 2021, so pardon any dated references.

PLOT: A hardworking and bright high-school senior, Leigh Ann (Katie Holmes) has her impending status as valedictorian jeopardized when her bitter history teacher, Mrs. Tingle (Helen Mirren), gives her a poor grade on a project. This antagonistic relationship quickly escalates until circumstances lead Leigh Ann and her friends Luke (Barry Watson) and Jo Lynn (Marisa Coughlan) to hold Tingle hostage in her home. As the conflict continues, it looks as if not everyone will make it out alive.

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Kevin & Chris kick off a very angsty August with the surreal coming-of-age mindfck The Reflecting Skin* (1990). The 'mos talk a provincial town-from-hell, southern gothic influences, possible vampires, death greasers, barn fetuses, over-the-top performances and musical cues, and more. Bonus topics include Scream 7 news and plenty of other random asides!

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Kevin & Chris head to the high seas to discuss nautical spookfest Ghost Ship (2002). The 'mos talk a haunted ship, a jaw-dropping opening scene, a ragtag salvage crew, expired beans, nu metal hits, an eyeroll-inducing twist, and more. Bonus topics include global warming, Hellraiser on 4K, Rock Hudson, and Dark Castle World.

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Kevin and Chris continue their braindead summer film selections with the deliriously daffy Bordello of Blood (1996). The 'mos talk Tales from the Crypt and The Cryptkeeper, vampire sex workers, magic keys, terrible puns and innuendo, vampire Cory Feldman and reverend Chris Sarandon, a bizarre Whoopi Goldberg cameo, behind-the-scenes chaos and much more. Other topics were probably discussed in this episode, but who knows? It's midsummer and our brains are fried!

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Kevin & Chris finally head to summer camp to discuss slasher cult favorite The Burning (1981). The 'mos talk summer camps, final boys, an assortment of quirky characters, deadly garden sheers, river rafts of doom, expert practical effects, delightful sex workers, Friday the 13th similarities and more. Bonus topics include various thoughts on The Blackening, The Outwaters, Infinity Pool, The Horror of Dolores Roach, and other assorted topics.

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Kevin & Chris buckle in for their first trip to space to discuss the singular Jason X (2001). The 'mos talk CGI space stations, disposable characters, secret government facilities, non-technology, severe freezer burn, kick-ass androids, virtual reality simulations, David Cronenberg, and of course the fabled Über Jason. Bonus topics include The Other Two (RIP), No Hard Feelings and some very special Nick at Nite memories.

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In honor of Pride Month, please enjoy this Psycho Beach Party (2000) episode we released in July 2021 on Patreon! We had a blast discussing this star-studded and VERY queer horror-comedy gem.

PLOT: Robert Lee King directs this manic party-mix of 50's psychological thrillers, 60's beach movies, and 70's slasher films. Teenager Florence Forrest (Lauren Ambrose) is determined to learn to surf and earns the nickname 'Chicklet' from the local surfer guys. However, Chicklet begins displaying multiple personalities, experiences inexplicable blackouts, and fears that she might be responsible for a series of mysterious murders in her beachside town. The deaths are investigated by Captain Monica Stark (Charles Busch), who also suspects Chicklet's mother (Beth Broderick), her best friend Berdine (Danni Wheeler), surfing guru Kanaka (Thomas Gibson), and B-movie actress Bettina Barnes (Kimberley Davis). Other cast members include Nicholas Brendon, Amy Adams, Matt Keeslar, Nick Cornish, Andrew Levitas, and Kathleen Robinson.

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Kevin & Chris kick off Pride Month with the queer-horror cult classic Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker aka Night Warning (1981). The 'most talk shockingly positive gay representation, an unhinged and camptastic Susan Tyrell performance, homoeroticism and a homophobic police detective, Opedipal story themes, quirky extraneous characters, a bombastic car crash, and more. Bonus topics include scattered thoughts on HBO's Somebody Somewhere and Barry, Paramount's Fatal Attraction reboot series, and plenty of other gay things. Happy PRIDE, bébés!

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Kevin & Chris wrap up May with another sweaty-aughts remake The Hills Have Eyes (2006). The 'mos talk two very dysfunctional families, desert woes, the dangers of conservativism, shocking imagery, and more. Full episode description will be updated soon.

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